Movie Review – This Film Is Not Yet Rated

This Film Is Not Yet Rated (2006)
Written by Kirby Dick, Eddie Schmidt, and Matt Patterson
Directed by Kirby Dick

The United States is currently experiencing one of its most consistent features: moral panic. Every generation has gone through multiple cycles of this nonsense, yet we seem to learn nothing from them. Social media is the root of all evil in society. Or it’s LGBTQ people existing. Or it’s an accurate survey of American history. Or it’s rap music, dancing, comic books, video games, television, comprehensive sex education, the list goes on and on and on. Shortly after its creation, the novel was said to be aiding in the decay of society. All these young people spending hours in books thinking about people and places that don’t exist. Oh, the humanity! 

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Movie Review – Overnight

Overnight (2003)
Written and directed by Tony Montana and Mark Brian Smith

At some point in the early 2000s, a DVD of The Boondock Saints showed up in my dorm and was watched incessantly by several of the other guys on my floor. I will admit I have seen it more than once, mainly because it seemed to be ambient white noise in many dude’s dorm rooms at the time. I couldn’t articulate my criticisms of the picture then, but it felt like a loud and pointless exercise in cliche machismo. Just a few years later, another DVD showed up in my dorm, and that was the documentary Overnight, which told the behind-the-scenes stories of the man who made The Boondock Saints and helped me finally understand why I hated that picture.


As the title suggests, seemingly overnight, Troy Duffy went from being another schlub to being in the middle of a bidding war over his screenplay for The Boondock Saints. It was Miramax, headed by convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein, that won. They offered Duffy $450k to rewrite and direct the film, even dangling the final cut as an added cherry. The film would be given a $15 million budget, while Duffy’s band, The Brood, would write & record the soundtrack. Hey, and while they were at it, Miramax offered to buy J. Sloan’s, the bar where Duffy worked, and would act as co-owners with him. Two of Duffy’s friends, as well as the managers of The Brood, decided to document this rise to fame in Hollywood. Instead of a story of triumph, they chronicled a perfect example of mediocrity and self-destruction.

In 2024, masculinity in America has completely lost the plot. Faced with a society growing more accepting of transgender and nonbinary people, a subset of American reactionaries have decided to attempt a shitty cosplay of characters from 300. Combined with the supplement grift, an extension of the centuries-long tradition of snake oil, it has created one of the most obnoxious, idiotic bursts of meaningless noise I have ever experienced. You can see the roots of this mindset in the way Troy Duffy accepts this rash of good luck with a sense of entitlement. Of course, Troy should have all these things; he’s super awesome, right?

You can understand the hunger to get out from the grinding gears of capitalist wage slavery, but Duffy, like so many before him, is drunk on the consumption culture of America. Promises of making him co-owner of his workplace send the future director into nightly drinking binges with his buddies, chucking glasses across the bar to hear them shatter against a wall. He regularly puffs on cigars and buys office space to prop his shoes up on a desk. He does what so many of us working poor people do when we have this opportunity, which is to behave like a child’s version of a rich person. Why would a stand-up fella like Harvey Weinstein ever lie to Mr. Duffy? He’s a man of his word, right?

Duffy failed to calculate how to hold onto the riches he attained. Because he started from such a place of resentment, he demands what his movie should be and who should be in it. Like so many people at the top of the American food chain – well, let’s not go that far – like many of the people who believe the delusion that they are at the top of the food chain, Duffy thought he could throw his weight around, and people in Hollywood would do as he commanded. He forgot that he lived in a nightmarishly transactional and vindictive society. Hollywood even more so than other parts of the country. Soon enough, no one returns his calls, and Duffy is left in the dark about whether The Boondock Saints will ever be made.

The thing about Troy Duffy, for all his posturing to present himself as a Boston townie, what we don’t see in this documentary is that he was actually born & raised in Connecticut, attending private schools, and had a Harvard-educated father who was an English teacher that had his children regularly write book reports for him. There’s nothing necessarily wrong with these things (though I personally think private schools should be banned), but it reveals that Duffy’s pose as some sort of “guy from the streets” is a farce. 

The true face of privilege emerges as the man torpedoes his own film career and then proceeds to fuck things up for his band, which includes his own brother. At one point, a producer overseeing the recording of The Brood’s first album remarks that Duffy’s brother is the creative heart of the band, something Troy surely picks up on, leading to him trashing things like a spoiled toddler. The directors of Overnight recorded their own firing as managers of the band, cut out from every last dime with no acknowledgment of their work to get to this point. 

Duffy never sees the failures as his own fault or the result of just how the Hollywood system works. Nope, there’s a tinge of conspiracy theory in his words. They have it out for him because his movie is so good, and they know it. As someone who has had the displeasure of seeing The Boondock Saints multiple times, it is not good, save Willem Dafoe’s performance, which is not helped in any way by Duffy’s horrible writing. Eventually, he would get the damn thing made after obtaining more financing from Franchise Picture. A dismal debut at Cannes in 1999 resulted in no one clamoring to buy the thing. The Columbine shootings would be cited as a reason why, but the imagery of The Matrix didn’t seem to slow that movie’s success down.

I won’t say that Duffy is talentless. Based on his background, I expect him to have a solid understanding of literature and writing. However, arrogance can be a hell of an obstacle to overcome. The Boondock Saints is such a dismally lousy movie because it is someone trying to write characters whose experience he only knows from other movies. He’s not a poor kid from Boston and didn’t try to educate himself on what that would be like. Instead, he lazily cribs from more talented filmmakers like Tarantino and Rodriguez, thinking he can lift the best bits and have a good movie.

While Overnight is not a spectacularly shot documentary, the camera work here is often horrible; it is a rare up-close glimpse of someone self-sabotaging with such vivid detail. There never seems to be a moment that the film’s subject is aware enough to understand how someone outside this situation will view him. He is wholly subsumed in his narcissism, happy to ruin the opportunities of people around him to soothe his own fragile ego.

Movie Review – Goodbye, Dragon Inn

Goodbye, Dragon Inn (2003)
Written by Tsai Ming-liang & Sung Hsi
Directed by Tsai Ming-liang

Since March 2020, I have only seen a single film in a movie theater, and that was here in the Netherlands. The dangers associated with COVID-19, not just death but permanent or even temporary disabling, just made the act of going to the theater simply not worth it. I’ve felt justified in my choice the more horror stories I hear from the States about people talking at full volume or scrolling through their phones during the movie as if they were in their own house. I would consider attending an art-house theater because the crowds would be smaller and more respectful. But even then, most of my film-watching life will be at home for the rest of my life. Before COVID, I visited the theater at least once every other week. But life is change, and we have to move on with it.

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Movie Review – Millennium Actress

Millennium Actress (2001)
Written by Sadayuki Murai and Satoshi Kon
Directed by Satoshi Kon

Perfect Blue was my introduction to Satoshi Kon, which blew my mind. It was my first time seeing anime that wasn’t fantastical but grounded in reality. However, that didn’t stop Kon from showing us why animation was the best way to present this story. He did things with animation that were impossible with live action or too cost-prohibitive. Still, it felt right at home with any Hitchcock or De Palma psycho-thriller. Over the 2023 holidays, we watched Tokyo Godfathers, another film whose premise doesn’t automatically lead one to animation. However, Kon shows us again why he could only tell this story the way he wanted with the near-limitless possibilities of the form. Going into Millennium Actress, I wondered how he would showcase the art form with this film.

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Movie Review – Paradise Now

Paradise Now (2005)
Written by Hany Abu-Assad, Bero Beyer, and Pierre Hodgson
Directed by Hany Abu-Assad

It was once said that the suicide bomber was the “poor man’s atomic bomb.” There’s an immediate revulsion many of us in the West have when we see stories or hear about suicide bombings. I think it’s the intimacy of the act. Rarely do you see talking heads on the news react so strongly to stories of drone bombings or Western airstrikes. The suicide bomb seems to be an outgrowth of the act of self-immolation, the act of setting oneself on fire as a form of protest. The argument against suicide bombings has been that they kill many innocent bystanders. I would refer again to the formalized attacks on civilian populations by the West that are not held to this same standard. Paradise Now is the story of a suicide bomber and seeks to understand why a person would feel as if they have no other options to be heard.

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Movie Review – Divine Intervention

Divine Intervention (2002)
Written and directed by Elia Suleiman

Santa Claus runs across a hill near Nazareth in a panic. He’s pursued by a gang of knife-wielding youths. He runs out of steam. They catch up with him. Everything moves so quickly. Santa looks down. The hilt of the knife extends from his chest. He stumbles back. Collapses. That is how Elia Suleiman begins Divine Intervention, another of his vignette comedies. Is this a heavy metaphor about Western culture being driven out by the Palestinian youth, a shocking, dark comedic scene to grab the audience’s attention, or both? My answer is yes. 

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Movie Review – Tokyo Godfathers

Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
Written by Keiko Nobumoto & Satoshi Kon
Directed by Satoshi Kon

This year, I wanted to look at some Christmas-themed films & television specials that are not part of the traditional canon but aren’t a garbage fire. Last year, I did a series titled “A Very 2000s Christmas” and found that decade to have some of the most rotten, mean-spirited dreck centered around a holiday that purports to be the opposite. I needed some media that brought me Christmas cheer this year. We start with this animated feature film from Japanese master filmmaker Satoshi Kon. I first became aware of Kon when I watched his incredible psychological thriller, Perfect Blue. When I found out he had made a Christmas film, it seemed like a perfect addition to this list.

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Comic Book Review – Formerly Known As/I Can’t Believe It’s Not The Justice League

Formerly Known as the Justice League (2003)
Reprints Formerly Known as the Justice League #1-6
Written by Keith Giffen & J.M. DeMatteis
Art by Kevin Maguire

I Can’t Believe It’s Not the Justice League (2005)
Reprints JLA Classified #4-9
Written by Keith Giffen & J.M. DeMatteis
Art by Kevin Maguire

On October 9th, 2023, Keith Giffen passed away from complications following a stroke. I can’t say with complete certainty, but I believe my first Giffen comic was Justice League America #42, so I always think of this run with J.M. DeMatteis when I see the writer’s name. Since then, I’ve read more of his work. I enjoyed his time on the Five Years Later reboot of the Legion of the Superheroes, but nothing can eclipse his Justice League. I’ve re-read and reviewed all of that here on the blog, so it was time to look at the two sequels that came about in the 2000s. 

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Movie Review – Dogville

Dogville (2002)
Written and directed by Lars von Trier

I remember where I was when I first saw this film. That was twenty-one years ago. It was not until today that I really understood what the message was. Lars von Trier is a controversial figure, to say the least. His art has always been profoundly confrontational & abrasive from my perspective, but I don’t feel upset enough to not want to engage with it. He has undoubtedly spoken without thinking first, but that doesn’t mean he is wrong. I do believe translation between languages plays a big part. I have thought things but cannot articulate them with precision for years. Perhaps the argument should be made that artists have a tremendous gravity in choosing their words carefully, but who determines what it means to “choose words carefully.” Whose feelings are we being told to spare? Those in power have certainly co-opted the language of the oppressed to twist much of our perceptions into seeing the victimizer as the victim. It’s so insidiously done, so precise & sick. 

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